BATH DAY

Is it sad or just pathetic that when it’s “bath day” (meaning the day my stuffed animals get washed) I give the men a pep-talk and tell them to hold their breath when the time comes and to look out for porkchop because he’s not as young as he used to be so he can’t handle wash days like before. Is it sad that I give them all a kiss and wish them good luck and promise I’ll be back soon? oh sheesh.